Original Rant
SCORCHED
“unlimited pto is a scam. i haven't taken more than 2 days off in 16 months because there's always something urgent and i always feel guilty. my last request was denied because of 'project timelines'. i'm exhausted. i'm making mistakes i never used to make. i don't even recognise my own work anymore. i need a break and i genuinely don't know how to ask for one without it being held against me”
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FYI
Translated Message
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Hi, I need to raise a concern about my workload and wellbeing. I haven't taken meaningful time off in 16 months — my last request was declined due to project timelines — and I'm experiencing significant burnout that's beginning to affect the quality of my work. I'd like to work with you to carve out a proper break in the near term. I'm happy to plan handoffs and document everything in advance to minimise impact. I'd appreciate treating this as a priority.
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