Original Rant
HEATED
“we just spent 45 minutes in a meeting deciding when to have the actual meeting where we make the decision. 45 minutes. i have a deadline tomorrow. i have four unread PRs. i have a customer escalation sitting in my inbox. but sure. let's spend almost an hour deciding what day works for everyone to talk about the thing we could have just... talked about. in this meeting. that we're already in.”
→
FYI
Translated Message
SEND-READY
Hey team, I wanted to raise a process improvement idea. Today's scheduling discussion took about 45 minutes — time we could save by sharing a quick async poll or Calendly link before we meet. Given everyone's current workload, tightening up how we plan meetings could free up meaningful time. Happy to put together a lightweight proposal if it's useful.
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