Original Rant
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“my salary review was scheduled for january. it is now april. i've brought it up in every 1:1 since february. my manager keeps saying 'it's being processed'. i looked it up and 'being processed' apparently means 'nobody has started it yet'. i have a mortgage. this isn't a nice-to-have. i am really struggling to not lose it in our next meeting”
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Translated Message
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Hi, I want to formally follow up on my salary review, which was due in January. It's now April and despite raising this in our last three 1:1s I haven't received a confirmed timeline or outcome. I'd like to understand the current status and when I can expect a resolution — this is a significant concern for me. Could we dedicate time at our next meeting to address this directly, or connect with HR if needed?
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