Original Rant
NUCLEAR
“WHO. PUSHES. TO. PRODUCTION. ON. A. FRIDAY. AFTERNOON. it's 4:52pm. the checkout flow is broken. the whole team has logged off. i have dinner plans. i have DINNER PLANS. i'm alone in this slack channel watching errors roll in and i genuinely want to flip my desk”
→
FYI
Translated Message
SEND-READY
🚨 Production incident — the checkout flow is broken following today's deployment. I'm working on a rollback. @channel — I need someone available to assist. Going forward, can we agree to a hard freeze on production deploys after 3pm Friday, and ensure on-call is confirmed before any release? Post-mortem Monday. More updates to follow.
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