Original Rant
HEATED
“it has been 6 hours. SIX HOURS. i sent one message. 'can you confirm the date?' that is literally 5 words. i can see you're online. i can see you've been in three other channels since i sent it. you're not busy. you're just ignoring me and i cannot explain why that makes me want to scream”
→
FYI
Translated Message
SEND-READY
Hey! Following up on my earlier message — just need to confirm the date when you get a moment. It's blocking a couple of things on my end so a quick reply would be really helpful. Thanks!
The wtf → fyi process
Say everything. Send nothing stupid.
Your raw, unfiltered rant goes in — AI strips the chaos, keeps the point, and hands you back something a reasonable adult would actually send.
Dump the rage
Type it, scream it, speak it. Every curse word, every grievance, all the things you'd regret sending. Give it everything.
what you type
“Are you KIDDING me?! This is the third time this absolute muppet has...”
We translate it
Our model reads between the rage lines, isolates the actual complaint, and rewrites it so it lands without the collateral damage.
Send with confidence
A clean, professional message — ready to copy, paste and fire off. You feel better. They hear you. HR stays uninvolved.
what gets sent
“I wanted to flag that this is the third instance of...”
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