Original Rant
SCORCHED
“we're now on revision 7. SEVEN. the brief was one page. now it's basically a different project. they want a new color system, new typography, new page layout, and 'something that feels more premium but also more approachable and also more bold'. this is not a revision. this is a full rebrand. i want to cry”
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FYI
Translated Message
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Hi, I wanted to flag that we're now on the seventh round of revisions and the scope has grown significantly beyond the original brief. This goes beyond what was scoped in our agreement. I'd like to pause and align on what's included in the current engagement versus what would need a new statement of work. Happy to set up a call to walk through this.
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