Original Rant
SCORCHED
“he texted me at 11:47pm. 11:47. 'hey just a tiny tweak on the homepage, shouldn't take long!' i want to die. it's never tiny. it's never quick. last time a 'tiny tweak' took six hours because it cascaded into three other things. i have a life. i have a dog. i was ASLEEP”
→
FYI
Translated Message
SEND-READY
Hi! Got your message — I'll pick this up first thing tomorrow morning. Just a note on my end: I'm generally offline after 7pm, so for anything outside that window please expect a response the following business day. I'll have an update to you by noon tomorrow.
The wtf → fyi process
Say everything. Send nothing stupid.
Your raw, unfiltered rant goes in — AI strips the chaos, keeps the point, and hands you back something a reasonable adult would actually send.
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Type it, scream it, speak it. Every curse word, every grievance, all the things you'd regret sending. Give it everything.
what you type
“Are you KIDDING me?! This is the third time this absolute muppet has...”
We translate it
Our model reads between the rage lines, isolates the actual complaint, and rewrites it so it lands without the collateral damage.
Send with confidence
A clean, professional message — ready to copy, paste and fire off. You feel better. They hear you. HR stays uninvolved.
what gets sent
“I wanted to flag that this is the third instance of...”
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