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Sarah presented MY analysis to the entire leadership team today. word for word. slides i made. the model i built. she didn't mention my name once. not ONCE. the VP literally emailed her to say great work and cc'd her manager. i spent three weeks on that. i'm shaking i'm so angry right now
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Hi Sarah, I noticed today's presentation to leadership used the analysis and slides I'd prepared, and I wanted to connect about it directly. I put significant time into that work and would have appreciated being credited or included. Going forward, I'd like to discuss how we handle attribution when work is shared upward. Could we find time to chat this week?

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