Original Rant
SCORCHED
“okay so i've been waiting on approval from Marcus for ELEVEN DAYS. eleven. i've sent three emails, a slack, and a teams message. i even walked past his desk and he looked directly at me and then walked away. i'm literally blocked on this. what am i supposed to do just sit here and pretend everything is fine???”
→
FYI
Translated Message
SEND-READY
Hi Marcus, I've been following up on the approval request I sent 11 days ago across a few channels and haven't been able to get clarity. I want to flag that I'm currently blocked on this until it moves forward. Could you let me know if you need anything from my side to make the decision, or if this should be redirected to someone else? Happy to jump on a quick call.
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